The Jesus Posts

This bullshit is a fucking disgrace to the Tarot.

Everyone fucking farts and guys can tolerate pussy farts. Stop being fucking bitch and enjoy the sick mother fucker's literature.

I guess I should just say that there's a difference between pride and arrogance. Whatever you like, that's you. Not everyone is gonna agree with that and there might be some assholes that would turn your head inside out on some dumb shit. In 8th grade, this girl I knew got slashed the fuck up with a box cutter over some dude she wasn't even friends with. People are fucking stupid. Even the smallest things can get you in some serious shit.

LOL... you suck.

@Waar: I'm somewhat offended that you didn't mention me.


Anyway, if you want to talk about drugs, I'll tell you about shit you don't even know. If you haven't locked yourself in a closet because you were huffing homemade ether and thought the blinking lights on some dude's security system were monsters stalking and trying to kill you, you ain't got shit on me.

I'm the drug mother fucker. I went to a Dead show, not the Grateful Dead since Jerry died mad long ago, thinking I could scalp a ticket, but spent so much money on acid, pot, mescaline, shrooms, acid, acid, alcohol, ganja goo balls, acid, and other shit that I was so fucked up I didn't even need to be anywhere to have a good fucking time. I ran around the fucking parking lot for like 2 hours and it was like fucking Mario Kart on Super Nintendo. I'm not even gonna get into the ride home because it was all misty and shit on a highway and I was tripping so much more than balls.

Drugs are win if you aren't fucking stupid. Take that as a warning because they'll kill you if you just start dropping acid tabs, or whatever, like a fucking retard.

I don't do lame things. Everything I do, regardless of how insane and/or nonsensical, is meant to provoke some kind of reaction from people. When I'm active, I don't give a shit what they think, I'm entertaining myself.

If I can entertain myself by presenting a sapling, as a peace offering from a fictional culture I thought up in a matter of seconds, to some random dude having a family picnic in a public park, I've done a good fucking job.

I don't hurt anyone and I'm not in jail, but I keep myself entertained. As far as I'm concerned, I'm not doing anything wrong.

I ride a fucking zebra and find a deep sense of excitement when people crash on the highway and their cars fucking explode with them trapped inside.

I fucking hate birthdays. All a birthday means is that my "friends" say, "Happy Birthday" and usually follow it up with something like, "How much you got to spend?" I've done a pretty good job of laying low on my birthdays for the past few years, but there's always at least one person that calls me talking about how fucked up we're gonna get, even if they're broke.

Makes sense to me.

I don't give a shit if I sound like a pussy. The first thing I'd do if there was some kind of zombie invasion, would be to find the best place to set up strategic defensive shelter. I'd definitely wanna go out and fuck up some zombies, but they're already dead. You can't fuck with that kind of enemy unless you can fall back just in case shit goes bad. Your best bet would be to start out with enough supplies to last for about a month, find a secure position, set up a base, gather up more provisions and maybe some allies, fortify your defenses, and when all that's done, then you can consider zombie slaying.

Even though zombies have an strength advantage, they're functioning on a lower level of intelligence which means they're slow, dumb, and clumsy. Unless you're as stupid as a reanimated corpse, maneuvering them into ambushes or diverting their attention should be more than easy.

pathetic

HORSESHIT!!!

What the fuck is this? This thread is supposed to be about passion, but its more like a bunch of fucking 7 year olds with fucking ADD.

To put things in perspective...

compared to that, this thread is disgusting.



NOW SHOW ME WHAT HUMANS ARE CAPABLE OF BEFORE I DESTROY YOU ALL...

Honestly I can't distinguish being "normal" from spazzing out.

When was the last time you felt human?

Meister - My World Down

It's not Hammer Time yet.

The panel remains intact.

"Its alright because its all white." So, that's how it is. You racist fucking pig.

Well if that's true, I'd hit it.

I'm implying that the video, is more funny than it is disturbing.

Don't fucking wink at me, I'll cut you esé.