How do you deal with morning wood?
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How do YOU-
get rid of your morning wood?
None can deny that the l'il bastard can be damned persistent.
get rid of your morning wood?
None can deny that the l'il bastard can be damned persistent.
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MoneyDRuffy wrote...
Fap?Spoiler:
See, I tried that.
BUT HE STILL HAUNTS ME, THAT HEATHEN WRETCH. HE MOCKS MY ATTEMPTS TO FIT PANTS.
To date, my only option is to walk sorta funny and hope people don't notice until finally he decides to go away.
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Eh, when I get a boner, it's either because my hormones are running wild or my bladder is full; through it's usually the latter so I would go to the bathroom after calming my boner and it'll temporarily settle the problem.
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True 'nuff. And it's never been that much of a problem 'till recently. Bugger's been acting up lately. It could actually be around for an hour before he gives up. Which you can imagine can be darned inconvenient once I need to get to work, with two stick shifts in the car.
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I just go straight to the restroom. either that or i just fall back to sleep and hope it's down when i wake up again.
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Can't quite explain why, but doing push-ups causes me to lose a boner.
x-gen wrote...
When muscles are being used extensively, your body automatically redirect your blood to the muscles in question instead of other things, like your digestive and reproduction systems. So exercise will get rid of hard on.
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It usually just stays there for like an hour or so, or at least until my mind goes elsewhere like food.
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You could try two things I've known to work.
1) Think about things that turn you off, or your stressful schedule for the day.
2) Do some stretching or light exercise, preferably involving the legs.
The first one obviously work by diverting your attention to something else, thereby reducing the arousal. You could try to fap, but that'll make you tired, so not too good for a work morning.
The second works especially well, since it works on the fact that your boner is basically your equipment puffing up like a stiff balloon with blood.
To reduce the raging hard-on, just draw the blood away from there, and it'll go limp from pressure loss. So doing something physical will draw blood to the muscles, and away from morning wood, solving the problem.
1) Think about things that turn you off, or your stressful schedule for the day.
2) Do some stretching or light exercise, preferably involving the legs.
The first one obviously work by diverting your attention to something else, thereby reducing the arousal. You could try to fap, but that'll make you tired, so not too good for a work morning.
The second works especially well, since it works on the fact that your boner is basically your equipment puffing up like a stiff balloon with blood.
To reduce the raging hard-on, just draw the blood away from there, and it'll go limp from pressure loss. So doing something physical will draw blood to the muscles, and away from morning wood, solving the problem.
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I've learned to let the little bastard get what he wants. Not gonna risk having another gun being pointed at my face.
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x-gen wrote...
To reduce the raging hard-on, just draw the blood away from there, and it'll go limp from pressure loss. So doing something physical will draw blood to the muscles, and away from morning wood, solving the problem.Are you telling people to stab themselves?
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Being a grunt, I only wear jeans, which makes my job easy. Most of the time I can just take a piss. On friday, my significant other and I have the same day off, so I just use her.
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Tribly wrote...
x-gen wrote...
To reduce the raging hard-on, just draw the blood away from there, and it'll go limp from pressure loss. So doing something physical will draw blood to the muscles, and away from morning wood, solving the problem.Are you telling people to stab themselves?
No, he's saying that if you're a vampire you should suck your dick.