Things you'd say if you were ever caught masturbating...
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I'm going for the record!
What, I've got you doing it before!
(they have no recollection of being caught)
FU.. (Because you just watched)
What, I've got you doing it before!
(they have no recollection of being caught)
FU.. (Because you just watched)
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1.I had to deal with the stress.
2.Please close the door.
3.It's the fakkuza, drop the camera NOW!
2.Please close the door.
3.It's the fakkuza, drop the camera NOW!
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1.) can i help you
2.)umm it was itching
3.)get the **** out -throws a pillow at the intruder-
4.) ignors person
2.)umm it was itching
3.)get the **** out -throws a pillow at the intruder-
4.) ignors person
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Factoverextrapolation wrote...
1.DONT JUST STAND THERE DAMMNIT! HELP ME PUMP!2.fuck.
3. ah.ahhhh. OOOWWWWWWWW SHIIZZZZZZZZAAAAAMMMMMMM! *cums on the person who walks in!!*
4. Thirsty??
help me pimp is now a runing joke with my friends
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1.Ummm can you give me a hand?
2. Wait for it...wait for it... And Boom goes the dynamite
3. This is exectly what it looks like so either you can watch or get out
2. Wait for it...wait for it... And Boom goes the dynamite
3. This is exectly what it looks like so either you can watch or get out
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1) -Oh....hi.
2) -Please, dear god tell me I'm hallucinating.
3) -Care to come back later?
4) -Yikes, I could use a distraction right now. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.
2) -Please, dear god tell me I'm hallucinating.
3) -Care to come back later?
4) -Yikes, I could use a distraction right now. Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.
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If its a guy...I would just say "So are you going to leave or just stand there and watch me?" When in a situation like that, all you gotta do is stay calm and be cool.
If it was a girl...I would say "Thank god you walked in! I didn't want to have to use these tissues and I'm about to brick, GET OVER HERE!"
If it was a girl...I would say "Thank god you walked in! I didn't want to have to use these tissues and I'm about to brick, GET OVER HERE!"
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Haseo21 wrote...
If its a guy...I would just say "So are you going to leave or just stand there and watch me?" When in a situation like that, all you gotta do is stay calm and be cool.If it was a girl...I would say "Thank god you walked in! I didn't want to have to use these tissues and I'm about to brick, GET OVER HERE!"
I hope I wasn't the only one that read the last part in Scorpion's voice.
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
kgods wrote...
Haseo21 wrote...
If its a guy...I would just say "So are you going to leave or just stand there and watch me?" When in a situation like that, all you gotta do is stay calm and be cool.If it was a girl...I would say "Thank god you walked in! I didn't want to have to use these tissues and I'm about to brick, GET OVER HERE!"
I hope I wasn't the only one that read the last part in Scorpion's voice.
Nope. :P
