Things you'd say if you were ever caught masturbating...
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fgd49 wrote...
1) I would stare into their eyes say "this one for you" then nut2) I well I..... *keeps jerking off*
3) I would pretend their not their and keep jerking off
As you may have guessed nothing stops my fap not even a nose bleed but that's a different story
FUCK YRAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ALL THREE totally epic especially number 2 cuz i just imagined myself doing that and it would be so funny!!
1...i..i really like cake *rubs the fistful of cake up and down on my shaft once*..really like it.
2. *go faster and when im about to come*....KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
3. shout I LOVE BILLY MAYS!
4. i would most likely come from the shock and go unconscious holding my cock while its doing a fountain impersonation.
5. i know i know i know. im sorry. i ran out of lube so i used peanut butter...*as im walking away in shame after pulling my pants over my peanut butter caked winky*, i wouldnt let the dog lick you for a while, he really like peanut butter apparently...
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1. start scratching look at them and say "What".
2. smoothly close your browser point your crotch away and ask if they need any thing.
2. smoothly close your browser point your crotch away and ask if they need any thing.
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Drifter995 wrote...
I like the whole knocking sarcasm thing xD1) Oh, i'm sorry, i didn't hear you knock...
2) This isn't what it looks like... actually i guess it is.
3) This isn't what it looks like... this is a series of unfortunate (but pleasurable) events D:
rofl so cheesy hentai's line XD
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1. Well.....this isn't a show, pay up or get out!
2. No mom, I can't explain why that girl has a penis, I thought you excepted me for who I was.
3. You might wanna get out of here, I have really bad aim.
2. No mom, I can't explain why that girl has a penis, I thought you excepted me for who I was.
3. You might wanna get out of here, I have really bad aim.
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"Oh, I was just thinking of you."
"Now that you're we can do some teamwork."
"Ah, watch me do me!"
"To the moooooooooooooooon!"
"Now that you're we can do some teamwork."
"Ah, watch me do me!"
"To the moooooooooooooooon!"
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TheYellowDart wrote...
1. Well.....this isn't a show, pay up or get out!2. No mom, I can't explain why that girl has a penis, I thought you excepted me for who I was.
3. You might wanna get out of here, I have really bad aim.
3. is the shit lol!
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..............O_o
This isn't what it looks like a ghost flew in here and possessed me to touch myself and all this white stuff is......ectoplasm!
This isn't what it looks like a ghost flew in here and possessed me to touch myself and all this white stuff is......ectoplasm!
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1: What? I'm a teenage guy what did you expect?
2: Do you mind? I'm investigating this strange enlargement...
3: Either grab me porn or leave.
4: Ahhhh crap.
2: Do you mind? I'm investigating this strange enlargement...
3: Either grab me porn or leave.
4: Ahhhh crap.
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Wait wait wait.... no stay right their im almost done *grunt grunt* o yea almost across the finish *ughhh* mustange sally yea yea yea YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW... o shit that was instense whew ok what do you need.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
1. "Go away, can't you see I'm busy?"
2. "If you want some, come get some."
3. "It's exercise. I want to last more than 12 rounds."
4. "Surprise!!"
2. "If you want some, come get some."
3. "It's exercise. I want to last more than 12 rounds."
4. "Surprise!!"
