Things you'd say if you were ever caught masturbating...
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Room101
Waifu Collector
"..you'd mind?"
"Yes, it's exactly what it looks like come back in 10...let's say, 25 minutes, alright?"
"Just in time. I need more tissues."
"Yes, it's exactly what it looks like come back in 10...let's say, 25 minutes, alright?"
"Just in time. I need more tissues."
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"Just checking if everything still works. You can never be too careful."
"Don't worry I washed my hands first."
"I don't remember inviting you?"
"Don't worry I washed my hands first."
"I don't remember inviting you?"
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1. I found a lump during a self exam and realized how to get rid of it
2. Hah, you came earlier than I did.
3. (No words required, stare them in the eyes until you finish) *Grunts*
4. Mind handing me my towel?
5. What? There's nothing like a little genocide to ease sexual tension.
2. Hah, you came earlier than I did.
3. (No words required, stare them in the eyes until you finish) *Grunts*
4. Mind handing me my towel?
5. What? There's nothing like a little genocide to ease sexual tension.
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1. *looks at person* wanna help me with this project about friction
2. idc what u say later, i need this noow!!!
3. Whatever you do, blame Sex Ed
2. idc what u say later, i need this noow!!!
3. Whatever you do, blame Sex Ed
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Honestly, I would be more embarrassed to be caught watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic than be caught masturbating
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1) (with eye contact) This a private party, and you're not invited
2) If you're thinking of taking a picture of this, that will be the last act of free will you will do.
3) (just make him/her a sex toy)
lol I dont lean that way, so i'll just use the guy as a helper when enslaving the girls.
2) If you're thinking of taking a picture of this, that will be the last act of free will you will do.
3) (just make him/her a sex toy)
lol I dont lean that way, so i'll just use the guy as a helper when enslaving the girls.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
foxhound0469 wrote...
Honestly, I would be more embarrassed to be caught watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic than be caught masturbatingWhat if you got caught masturbating to My Little Pony?
Reply to thread:
1) A snake bit me and I can't suck it out, so I have to squeeze it out.
2) The door's shut for a reason, it's your fault you caught me.
3) Don't mind me, act of God.
4) You gonna help me or not?
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"This is what it is made for!"
I was thinking of how much worse it would be to get caught masturbating with a sex toy.
I was thinking of how much worse it would be to get caught masturbating with a sex toy.
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1. I wouldn't keep your mouth open right now!
2. Unless you want to be the Green Goblin gtfo!
3. Would you rather it be yours? Didn't think so.
2. Unless you want to be the Green Goblin gtfo!
3. Would you rather it be yours? Didn't think so.
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(If it were a girl)
1) "Ah, I was just thinking about you."
(If it were a guy)
2) "Like what you see?"
(Regardless of gender)
3) "Umm... This is exactly what it looks like."
1) "Ah, I was just thinking about you."
(If it were a guy)
2) "Like what you see?"
(Regardless of gender)
3) "Umm... This is exactly what it looks like."
