Things you'd say if you were ever caught masturbating...

-Open up and say "Aaaaahhhhh".

Don't act like you aren't impressed. *showcase*

1. Either you let me finish or you do it for me.

2. Where's that picture of you from last Christmas?

3. U mad?

I'd shout and run bottomless across the room and slam the door shut.

It isn't what you think!

then I would hide somewhere.

Stare until they leave me to my fapping.

"Shit".
"Huh? What? Pfft, masturbating? Nooo....".
"GTFO, I'M AT A GOOD PART".

I'M DISAPPOINTED, YOU DIDN'T VISITED MY THREAD BUT VISITED FAKKU. D:

Or you stare them in the eyes and finish

"DAFUQ!? How did you unlock the door!?"
"Ummm... This is exactly what it looks like."

I took it as a message from god that my penis just tripled in size. You understand, right?"

Brother:
Gimme a second. THEN come bother me.

Parents:
-Stealthily close my browser and act like I was scratching my stomach. (I am a girl)
-I like trains!
-Well...you see.. um...I got nothin'. *hands up*

Stare them in the eyes while fapping. Gradually slow down.

-fapfapfapfapfapfap...fapfapfapfap...fapfapfap..fapfap...fap...-

Keep staring until they exit the room. Carry on.

On second thought, I'd pretty much do this. Skip to 0:36

I think that about covers it. :|
Then again, I don't masturbate anymore. That's what a boyfriend is for.

- I would go "OW...." stop there where I am waiting how long it takes for the other person to make a move.
- "Wanna lend me a hand or something better? I'd definitely return the favor."
- "What do you want from me?"
- "Sorry for the unappropriate display. Please wait outside, I'd be right there as soon as I'm done."

My reactions totally depends on who barged in and caught me red handed. My dad caught me once and before I had the chance to make an excuse, he slipped away and had the door closed... which was very handy of him.

Just slap boxing the one eyed champ...

1)Parents: Ummmm... I had a really bad itch
2)Friends: Ummmm... I have an anatomy test coming up and needed a visual
3)Guy: Just tell him to close the door when he comes in

Made me laugh. I dunno why, but it does.

Pffft. Laughed so hard I'm pretty sure my cat hates me right now...

1) Parents: How may I help you?
2) Friends: How the hell did you get in?!
3) Stranger: -grabs bat-
4) Significant Other: Well, are you going to help me finish?
5) Crush: I-It wasn't what it....! Oh dammit, get out!