Things you'd say if you were ever caught masturbating...
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BlinkXPoke
Cards and Hugs abound
"Uh... now I know what your thinking, but..."
Yeah, I don't have any good excuses... =/
Yeah, I don't have any good excuses... =/
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*calmly looks whoever in the eyes* "You sir, fail! Now, please close the door."
or
"...BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!"
or
"...BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!"
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depends on the person who caught me, but generally, I would say...
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"I'm NOT doing anything you pervert! You are so Green Minded! How dare you think like that!"
(While covering my erect penis and forcing it inside me underwear)
hahahaah
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"I'm NOT doing anything you pervert! You are so Green Minded! How dare you think like that!"
(While covering my erect penis and forcing it inside me underwear)
hahahaah
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Depends on who, but if it was my wife I'll just say, "Perfect. Now get your ass here and mate like rabbits."
Then proceed to mate for the next 24 hours.
Then proceed to mate for the next 24 hours.
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"Remember when I told you I have a healthy hobby? Exactly."
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"I merely have a healthy hobby and so should you."
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"I merely have a healthy hobby and so should you."
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ShinZero wrote...
On second thought, I'd pretty much do this. Skip to 0:36Lmao!!!
Oh my god, I never saw that one!
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"It's perfectly natural and healthy for a young man such as myself to be doing something like this."
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(During Winter) What? Don't you know how cold it is outside? Got to thaw out my nuts!
Hey, it cheaper than getting married right?
"Uses Jedi mind trick" This isn't the room you were looking for...
(During Summer) What? Don't you know how hot it is outside? Got to air out my nuts!
(During Night) What? Didn't i tell you that i sleep naked?
Hey, it cheaper than getting married right?
"Uses Jedi mind trick" This isn't the room you were looking for...
(During Summer) What? Don't you know how hot it is outside? Got to air out my nuts!
(During Night) What? Didn't i tell you that i sleep naked?
