Your Clone: Fight or F@%K?

neko-chan · 2010-10-31T21:54:46-01:00

Here is the set up: Assume you are locked in a room with a perfect clone of your current self. There are no doors, no windows, no cracks. The clone will completely disappear in one hour, and then you will be released from that room by, lets say robots, who will then self-destruct. No one will ever see what you do, no one will ever know what happens, no one on the the outside world will ever even know that you were locked in a room with your clone for an hour. So here is the question... [size=12]Do you fuck or fight yourself? [/h] It is important to note two things: 1.) Those are your only choices 2.) You are the only one who will ever have this opportunity. In every dimension and in all of existence you will be the only one to ever have this dilemma made manifest. NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE THIS CHANCE AGAIN. EVER. Now a lot of people would say "Damn thats extreme - I'd just want to talk to myself." But that is the problem, you're talking to yourself. You can do that right now. This clone is going to be you in every way - your memories, your outlook on life, your opinions, likes and dislikes are going to stay the same. The conversation is going to go nowhere. You're just going to be pleasing yourself by talking to someone who agrees with you in every way. So why not take it a step further? And I know what your thinking: "But we're the same sex! Thats gross and illegal in some parts of the world!" Hey look, NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW. Your clone won't even care. Just accept the fact that you're okay taking it from yourself and your clone will feel the same way because you are the same person. Now is the time to tell if your a good kisser without hearing the usual BS from your romantic partner about how you shouldn't, "worry honey, because everyone kisses differently." Hell, if you've ever been bi curious, now is your chance to experiment with the most intimate partner ever - yourself. It's practically like masturbation but think about this added bonus - your clone will know all your turn ons and exactly how to please you the right way. Plus, all those dirty things you never were never able to try with anyone else are now just one-wink-to-your-clone away. Nothing is off-limits. But maybe you're thinking, "My clone probably does know my biggest turn on: The opposite sex." Fine, then it may be time to beat the shit out of yourself. Imagine, there will never be a better fight anywhere. Ever. This is because the both of you to are equally matched. You know each others weakness and strengths. You have the same endurance, speed, and power. You'll be fighting like goddamn ninjas as you'll easily predict and block each others moves. Don't worry about the cops or any hurt feelings, this is just me fighting with myself to determine who is the one[b]. Plus, you can punch yourself for all the dumbshit you've done that nobody ever knew about but knew you deserved to get roundhouse kicked for. [b]But you wont feel it cause you did it to your clone. [size=10]People Die when they're killed!? Are you fucking shitting me!? [/h] So here is your chance to literally kick yourself for not asking out that person to prom. You can literally kill yourself for the stupid shit you did. At least it is better thank porking yourself right? Or is it? The truth may very well be that your an absolute psychopath, and once the clone version of you realizes he only has one hour to live he may just rip out your goddamn eyeballs and stuff them into your ear holes due to the adrenaline and desperation of their situation. You're going to die anyways so you might as well take down the asshole who got you into this situation in the first place. So you might have a great time sparring... ...or maybe you just got in way over your head. Or maybe, you should of just fucked yourself. It would of been so much easier[/i] [size=10]Pictured: Not how you planned things turning out[/h] [size=14][b]So what's the answer? [/h] That is for you to decide. I noticed that this argument tends to result in a lot of girls saying they'd get it on with themselves (which is hot) while guys can't get over the fact they are dealing with the same sex and thus resort to violence (not as hot but still kinda hot). Then again, if you don't find yourself attractive enough to bump uglies with, why would anyone else? Should you do it just for the sake of confirming that someone somewhere wants your body even if it is only a clone of yourself? If you like, check out the full article at Cracked.com. Then immediately come back here and tell me why you'd totally make-love-to/beat-the-shit-out yourself.

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What do you shout?

mantisprime1250

14 years ago

If I tell you the answer then that would mean someone will know
thus ruining the whole experiment >_>

Soul_Slayer

14 years ago

Sword fight. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!

Black*star16 ?

14 years ago

2 BLack*stars .....the world is not ready for such an epic battle that will cause the earthquakes to be massive and the sky to split open... one room can't handle such a fight, *A*

e09b63f98b26f47ceb0811329

14 years ago

definitely fight would be entertaining

Sinner_Gluttony

14 years ago

He knows what I'm thinking...And I know that he knows what I'm thinking....And he knows that I know that he knows what I'm thinking. And I know that he knows that I know that he knows what I'm thinking...So in the end...I know what I'm thinking.
I think.
Time to clench the fists and stop thinking.
(Wait...if he knows what I'm thinking, then he should be too distracted by images of fantasy pornography to think properly.*mmmmmmmmm* What was I saying just now?)

FoolNumber88

14 years ago

It would definitely end in either murder or angry sex.
There definitely would be violence in one way or another though!

Nicodemeus

14 years ago

what else need to say?

if im hot then obviously he is also hot! pawned him down!

king

14 years ago

... the fuck... even if u had a clone having sex with urself is homosexual ur both guys or girls... and why would u want to fight urself unless u hate urself... fight myself mentally.

Robotix

14 years ago

I'm a guy and I would go with, fucking myself. Sounds fun actually.

Since my clone knows everything about me and my body, then obviously, it can be a hell of a fuck!

In a way, anyone can experience their own best sex to some extents.

zarnak45

14 years ago

Been wondering for a long time what do y'all think?

zarnak45

14 years ago

But what's you're personal take on it though?

Cruz Dope Stone Lion

14 years ago

Masturbation I'd say.

zarnak45

14 years ago

me personally i just couldn't decide but i tend to lean more towards masturbation

zarnak45

14 years ago

come on people i want answers please

Scarface

14 years ago

None of the above, but I'd love to do a Rap battle with myself and exhaust my rhyming capabilities against my clone.

Tegumi "im always cute"

14 years ago

1.) There are already threads like this:
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=54713
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=31090
2.) Just because nobody responds within 5 minutes of your posts doesn't mean that you need to get anxious about it.
3.) Don't double post.

Hubs

14 years ago

why would i have sex or masturbate to myself, thats gross since im a dude.

otakumax

14 years ago

Oh Tegumeh, hurt me mooooore

BTW, On topic: he does all the bullshit things I do, like laundry and makin lunch

Rayne

14 years ago

I'd kill my clone. You always see how clones start to slowly take over your life and get better at it than you. Then they see there could only be one and end up plotting to kill you. Well, I'd be five steps ahead.

Cruz Dope Stone Lion

14 years ago

Tegumi wrote...

That was my bad, I deleted my own comment.

I also already told him Neko already made a thread like this.

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