Your Clone: Fight or F@%K?

neko-chan · 2010-10-31T21:54:46-01:00

Here is the set up: Assume you are locked in a room with a perfect clone of your current self. There are no doors, no windows, no cracks. The clone will completely disappear in one hour, and then you will be released from that room by, lets say robots, who will then self-destruct. No one will ever see what you do, no one will ever know what happens, no one on the the outside world will ever even know that you were locked in a room with your clone for an hour. So here is the question... [size=12]Do you fuck or fight yourself? [/h] It is important to note two things: 1.) Those are your only choices 2.) You are the only one who will ever have this opportunity. In every dimension and in all of existence you will be the only one to ever have this dilemma made manifest. NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE THIS CHANCE AGAIN. EVER. Now a lot of people would say "Damn thats extreme - I'd just want to talk to myself." But that is the problem, you're talking to yourself. You can do that right now. This clone is going to be you in every way - your memories, your outlook on life, your opinions, likes and dislikes are going to stay the same. The conversation is going to go nowhere. You're just going to be pleasing yourself by talking to someone who agrees with you in every way. So why not take it a step further? And I know what your thinking: "But we're the same sex! Thats gross and illegal in some parts of the world!" Hey look, NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW. Your clone won't even care. Just accept the fact that you're okay taking it from yourself and your clone will feel the same way because you are the same person. Now is the time to tell if your a good kisser without hearing the usual BS from your romantic partner about how you shouldn't, "worry honey, because everyone kisses differently." Hell, if you've ever been bi curious, now is your chance to experiment with the most intimate partner ever - yourself. It's practically like masturbation but think about this added bonus - your clone will know all your turn ons and exactly how to please you the right way. Plus, all those dirty things you never were never able to try with anyone else are now just one-wink-to-your-clone away. Nothing is off-limits. But maybe you're thinking, "My clone probably does know my biggest turn on: The opposite sex." Fine, then it may be time to beat the shit out of yourself. Imagine, there will never be a better fight anywhere. Ever. This is because the both of you to are equally matched. You know each others weakness and strengths. You have the same endurance, speed, and power. You'll be fighting like goddamn ninjas as you'll easily predict and block each others moves. Don't worry about the cops or any hurt feelings, this is just me fighting with myself to determine who is the one[b]. Plus, you can punch yourself for all the dumbshit you've done that nobody ever knew about but knew you deserved to get roundhouse kicked for. [b]But you wont feel it cause you did it to your clone. [size=10]People Die when they're killed!? Are you fucking shitting me!? [/h] So here is your chance to literally kick yourself for not asking out that person to prom. You can literally kill yourself for the stupid shit you did. At least it is better thank porking yourself right? Or is it? The truth may very well be that your an absolute psychopath, and once the clone version of you realizes he only has one hour to live he may just rip out your goddamn eyeballs and stuff them into your ear holes due to the adrenaline and desperation of their situation. You're going to die anyways so you might as well take down the asshole who got you into this situation in the first place. So you might have a great time sparring... ...or maybe you just got in way over your head. Or maybe, you should of just fucked yourself. It would of been so much easier[/i] [size=10]Pictured: Not how you planned things turning out[/h] [size=14][b]So what's the answer? [/h] That is for you to decide. I noticed that this argument tends to result in a lot of girls saying they'd get it on with themselves (which is hot) while guys can't get over the fact they are dealing with the same sex and thus resort to violence (not as hot but still kinda hot). Then again, if you don't find yourself attractive enough to bump uglies with, why would anyone else? Should you do it just for the sake of confirming that someone somewhere wants your body even if it is only a clone of yourself? If you like, check out the full article at Cracked.com. Then immediately come back here and tell me why you'd totally make-love-to/beat-the-shit-out yourself.

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What do you shout?

AvatarEnd

14 years ago

I have no desire to do anything with a clone of myself.

Xil Norse God of Sawdust

14 years ago

While I might not do all too much 'to' myself, I could probably have a good ol' time 'with' myself.

As for an answer: Probably more along the lines of masturbation than incest... but twist the definition of either enough, and both/neither would be true.

Rbz

14 years ago

It's gay incest.

/thread

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

14 years ago

It's just masturbation with yourself.. change my sex to a girl on the clone... never leave the house... i wonder how this is going play out with the miss though.

vietxmikey

14 years ago

Rayne wrote...

I'd kill my clone. You always see how clones start to slowly take over your life and get better at it than you. Then they see there could only be one and end up plotting to kill you. Well, I'd be five steps ahead.

LOL! Great response!

I'd probably fucking masturbate!

AvatarEnd

14 years ago

animefreak_usa wrote...

It's just masturbation with yourself.. change my sex to a girl on the clone... never leave the house... i wonder how this is going play out with the miss though.

Depends. If you let her use a strap-on maybe?

divinemirage

14 years ago

Uh, play fighting games I'm really good at then beat myself.

X.N.L.M.X

14 years ago

Fuck your clone. It give the whole meaning of the phrase "Go fuck yourself"

animefreak_usa Child of Samael

14 years ago

AvatarEnd wrote...

animefreak_usa wrote...

It's just masturbation with yourself.. change my sex to a girl on the clone... never leave the house... i wonder how this is going play out with the miss though.

Depends. If you let her use a strap-on maybe?

she would..T__T i know.