Your Clone: Fight or F@%K?

neko-chan · 2010-10-31T21:54:46-01:00

Here is the set up: Assume you are locked in a room with a perfect clone of your current self. There are no doors, no windows, no cracks. The clone will completely disappear in one hour, and then you will be released from that room by, lets say robots, who will then self-destruct. No one will ever see what you do, no one will ever know what happens, no one on the the outside world will ever even know that you were locked in a room with your clone for an hour. So here is the question... [size=12]Do you fuck or fight yourself? [/h] It is important to note two things: 1.) Those are your only choices 2.) You are the only one who will ever have this opportunity. In every dimension and in all of existence you will be the only one to ever have this dilemma made manifest. NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE THIS CHANCE AGAIN. EVER. Now a lot of people would say "Damn thats extreme - I'd just want to talk to myself." But that is the problem, you're talking to yourself. You can do that right now. This clone is going to be you in every way - your memories, your outlook on life, your opinions, likes and dislikes are going to stay the same. The conversation is going to go nowhere. You're just going to be pleasing yourself by talking to someone who agrees with you in every way. So why not take it a step further? And I know what your thinking: "But we're the same sex! Thats gross and illegal in some parts of the world!" Hey look, NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW. Your clone won't even care. Just accept the fact that you're okay taking it from yourself and your clone will feel the same way because you are the same person. Now is the time to tell if your a good kisser without hearing the usual BS from your romantic partner about how you shouldn't, "worry honey, because everyone kisses differently." Hell, if you've ever been bi curious, now is your chance to experiment with the most intimate partner ever - yourself. It's practically like masturbation but think about this added bonus - your clone will know all your turn ons and exactly how to please you the right way. Plus, all those dirty things you never were never able to try with anyone else are now just one-wink-to-your-clone away. Nothing is off-limits. But maybe you're thinking, "My clone probably does know my biggest turn on: The opposite sex." Fine, then it may be time to beat the shit out of yourself. Imagine, there will never be a better fight anywhere. Ever. This is because the both of you to are equally matched. You know each others weakness and strengths. You have the same endurance, speed, and power. You'll be fighting like goddamn ninjas as you'll easily predict and block each others moves. Don't worry about the cops or any hurt feelings, this is just me fighting with myself to determine who is the one[b]. Plus, you can punch yourself for all the dumbshit you've done that nobody ever knew about but knew you deserved to get roundhouse kicked for. [b]But you wont feel it cause you did it to your clone. [size=10]People Die when they're killed!? Are you fucking shitting me!? [/h] So here is your chance to literally kick yourself for not asking out that person to prom. You can literally kill yourself for the stupid shit you did. At least it is better thank porking yourself right? Or is it? The truth may very well be that your an absolute psychopath, and once the clone version of you realizes he only has one hour to live he may just rip out your goddamn eyeballs and stuff them into your ear holes due to the adrenaline and desperation of their situation. You're going to die anyways so you might as well take down the asshole who got you into this situation in the first place. So you might have a great time sparring... ...or maybe you just got in way over your head. Or maybe, you should of just fucked yourself. It would of been so much easier[/i] [size=10]Pictured: Not how you planned things turning out[/h] [size=14][b]So what's the answer? [/h] That is for you to decide. I noticed that this argument tends to result in a lot of girls saying they'd get it on with themselves (which is hot) while guys can't get over the fact they are dealing with the same sex and thus resort to violence (not as hot but still kinda hot). Then again, if you don't find yourself attractive enough to bump uglies with, why would anyone else? Should you do it just for the sake of confirming that someone somewhere wants your body even if it is only a clone of yourself? If you like, check out the full article at Cracked.com. Then immediately come back here and tell me why you'd totally make-love-to/beat-the-shit-out yourself.

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What do you shout?

7fb39b11d83cb29ea2fb645ce

14 years ago

Fighting myself sounds like fun, as i can go all out.

Lixbonna

14 years ago

As previously stated, by saying it here, people will know what you would do, so the judgment you would avoid ( as no one would know), can't be avoided if you state it here.
As for me, I'm a girl and I'm bissexual and I would gladly fuck myself.( all these years thinking of a twin sister...)

darkalterkazuma

14 years ago

i would definately fight myself, the perfect opponent, one who knows each of my weaknesses, and all of my strengths, he would want the exact same thing too, as we most likeley would agree to it, now if it was a xy-xx clone(gender change), that'd be different, as we most likeley would agree to it, even if it was a paradox situation, my clone and i would fight, or fuck, to the point of both our deaths, pausing only to allow the other a moment to catch their breath, and would continue to do so for the rest of eternity (it sucks being immortal, life gets boring after the first hundred years)

BloodyWind

14 years ago

It will be the fight I've never had.

zakuma

14 years ago

I would fight myself. My reasons are for curiosity. I believe that I follow a set of morals in battle and want to know if I would follow them even in the heat of combat where my adrenaline will control my mind and I will enter a type of beast form. That's really the only reason.

That and I want to get stronger. What's better training than fighting yourself?

sakabato24 World Warrior

14 years ago

I'd fight myself, even though doing it with myself sounds like an interesting way to masturbate.

I'd beat the living daylights out of my clone because I always feel like beating the s*&% out of myself every single day, and what better way to do it than with my clone.

Gism88

14 years ago

There isn't room for both of us, so one of us has to go.
Fight.

Lixbonna

14 years ago

BloodyWind wrote...

It will be the fight I've never had.

literally.
probably never will.

azylsagara

14 years ago

Fuck

I mean nothing bad will come of it...compared to beating myself up

fgd49

14 years ago

I would beat the crap out of my clone for all the things I regret not doing, it would be the ultimate showdown.

swordmanXIII FAKKU's Breaker

14 years ago

it's on , it's payback time NEGA-SWORD your going down!!!!!!
fight myself to see which of my fighting styles is the best.

RikkuHime

14 years ago

Knowing myself.... Fight it out.

Fangoram

14 years ago

Though its probably been said already, "There can be only one"

ShinZero

14 years ago

I would beat myself senseless using any blunt object within reach. I've done stupid things in life and I never had the gall nor the stones to truly punish myself. And with this opportunity, I can either clear my conscience. Or I can feel even more guilty if I end up killing myself, knowing for the rest of my life that I had murdered someone, even if that someone was me. It's all a matter of restraint in my case.

b4k420

14 years ago

Nobody will ever know....but I will know. So fight. I'd be curious how I turn out against myself.

Lughost the Lugoat

14 years ago

I'd definitely try to kick my own ass. Just the prospect of that is awesome. Like the OP said, completely evenly matched, and the only thing that would be ableto determine the winner would be who could strategize and anticipate better.

ban tan

14 years ago

I would beat the shit out of my self. An oppurtunity to learn how strong I am what my weaknesses are and an opponent that knows when to stop and when pride is on the line sounds like the best hour of my life.

GroverCleaveland

14 years ago

I've seen a couple "If it was a female clone" type answers, so I would pose the opposite scenario:
For girls, would you fuck a male clone of yourself? (I'm guessing yes)
And what if you were the genderbended one? would anyone fuck themselves if you yourself were suddenly a girl/boy?

asr163

14 years ago

i would fight myself for all the crap i did all my life and because i want to know how strong i really am

Kira4499

14 years ago

i would probably fuck myself, because it would be the only chance i would get to have sex with someone as beautiful as me.

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