Atheism
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There was once a God. At first he tried to help by writing a kewl book and shtuff, but humans were being little bitches. Then he tried staying out of the spotlight, wich led to people requoting his words in what would now be known as "Engrish" untill the initial story was totally lost in translation. He gave up on us, and instead started picking out random dates for an "apocolypse" just to see us squirm in fear and panic.
The end. :D ❤
The end. :D ❤
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Tegumi wrote...
That is probably the worst thing I have ever read.I don't know why, but this made me laugh pretty hard.
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I don't believe in God, too many holes in the whole theory about God and faith.
But i do believe in reincarnation though, because heaven can get overpopulated as well you know.
But i do believe in reincarnation though, because heaven can get overpopulated as well you know.
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X.N.L.M.X wrote...
I don't believe in God, too many holes in the whole theory about God and faith.But i do believe in reincarnation though, because heaven can get overpopulated as well you know.
just curious what makes you believe in heaven and not believe in god? if you believe in something not proven such as heaven, then why not god?
it sounds like your post is also full of holes.
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havok86 wrote...
X.N.L.M.X wrote...
I don't believe in God, too many holes in the whole theory about God and faith.But i do believe in reincarnation though, because heaven can get overpopulated as well you know.
just curious what makes you believe in heaven and not believe in god? if you believe in something not proven such as heaven, then why not god?
it sounds like your post is also full of holes.
Why does Heaven have to exist with a God?
First there was nothing, except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris said, "Let there be light" and so God was given seven days to create the universe, else he be roundhouse kicked in the face. The Earth was born, and his son was born, Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus populated the Earth with dinosaurs, and God said, "Son, I am disappoint" and wiped the planet of life. God, in order to please Chuck Norris, decided to make Man in His image. Of course, this backfired and Chuck Norris proceeded to roundhouse kick anything and everything, thus giving us our mountains, oceans, and diversity of people. Skin color is actually the degree of bruises we were given, passed on through generations because Chuck Norris fucking said so.
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havok86 wrote...
X.N.L.M.X wrote...
I don't believe in God, too many holes in the whole theory about God and faith.But i do believe in reincarnation though, because heaven can get overpopulated as well you know.
just curious what makes you believe in heaven and not believe in god? if you believe in something not proven such as heaven, then why not god?
it sounds like your post is also full of holes.
LoL. Not sure if serious. That comment was a deadpanned joke. If you can't tell which one is sarcasm on display in teh net then your post is more or less full of holes as well.
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NeoStriker wrote...
Why does Heaven have to exist with a God?i never said that heaven should exist with a god, just that if you believe in such a fictional place such as heaven, with no basis of facts that the place actually exists, then why is it so far fetched to also believe in a god/gods.