The Jesus Posts
Akaoni21 wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Akaoni21 wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Akaoni21 wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Just to be clear, since I didn't include the source and my 2nd claim didn't count, during the 3rd round, I can still claim my 2nd waifu and my 3rd claim will still be valid?I think you can claim two this round then dude! :)
It might just be me, but your choice of punctuation and the smiley face makes me uncomfortable.
For what it's worth, Akaoni, Kan'u has come home.
Yeah I know, Shame there wasnt a reclaim this game, If there was you'd still be IN HELL!! (But you love her so its fine... JUST FUCKING FINE)
You're right. The only reason I could bear the fact that you claimed her as your waifu was because you respect her. I'll appoint you to the position of "Protector of Her Honor," so long as you can prove that you are suited for the position.
Not sure I can prove that im suited for that position but I will always defend her honour regardless.
There's no room for uncertainty. You're either suited for the position or not. In military terms, soldiers with no rank will die for what they believe in.
The question is, do you love Kan'u enough to be a knight, or will you be a foot soldier?
It was a pleasure to have her for even 1 game and if you let your guard slip again... You know what'll happen! ;)
Yes, I know what will happen, but even if you claim her because you're there at the right time, I'm not convinced that you love her more than I do.
Sorrow Bloodmist wrote...
*slaps Akaoni on the back*Its ok I feel your pain cause I was intending to steal her from you...i mean >.>
Do you even give a shit about her, or do you just want her because she's hot?
Akaoni21 wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Akaoni21 wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Just to be clear, since I didn't include the source and my 2nd claim didn't count, during the 3rd round, I can still claim my 2nd waifu and my 3rd claim will still be valid?I think you can claim two this round then dude! :)
It might just be me, but your choice of punctuation and the smiley face makes me uncomfortable.
For what it's worth, Akaoni, Kan'u has come home.
Yeah I know, Shame there wasnt a reclaim this game, If there was you'd still be IN HELL!! (But you love her so its fine... JUST FUCKING FINE)
You're right. The only reason I could bear the fact that you claimed her as your waifu was because you respect her. I'll appoint you to the position of "Protector of Her Honor," so long as you can prove that you are suited for the position.
I love the tanga style. Depending upon the occasion, any style, other than granny panties, are appropriate. However, in any given situation, you can't go wrong with tanga style panties.
Tanga gives you "a little bit of this and a little bit of that."
Tanga gives you "a little bit of this and a little bit of that."
The most ineffective superhero is Foresight Man. He is able to perceive every possible approach to crimes that have already occurred.
Akaoni21 wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Just to be clear, since I didn't include the source and my 2nd claim didn't count, during the 3rd round, I can still claim my 2nd waifu and my 3rd claim will still be valid?I think you can claim two this round then dude! :)
It might just be me, but your choice of punctuation and the smiley face makes me uncomfortable.
For what it's worth, Akaoni, Kan'u has come home.
Just to be clear, since I didn't include the source and my 2nd claim didn't count, during the 3rd round, I can still claim my 2nd waifu and my 3rd claim will still be valid?
anni wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
anni wrote...
lol you guys are funny.In a way, I guess we are. I know she knows I know she's a woman, but she's being stubborn. You'd think she'd throw me a bone, no pun intended, but you know what they say about pride.
how do you really know...sure there's 3 votes but 2 could have came from a guy?! and of course 3rd is from mine.oh but i really am a girl.no lies.
Tegumi posted a pic of herself, so I know she's a woman.
As for you...
anni wrote...
well if your doing it will you like it if someone threw something at you....?If I'm dumb enough to be fucking in a place that people would find, I wouldn't be too pissed if they did throw shit at me.
anni wrote...
lol you guys are funny.In a way, I guess we are. I know she knows I know she's a woman, but she's being stubborn. You'd think she'd throw me a bone, no pun intended, but you know what they say about pride.
anni wrote...
it happens a lot in dorms. i say just listen to music. unless their having sex and migrates into your area then kick them or something, but i don't think that'll ever happen.so just pretend nothing is happening and listen to your music while reading manga. : ]That's no fun. If you have the chance, you should throw stuff at them while they're going at it.
Tegumi wrote...
Nice try, but no. You must be thinking I have something perverted in mind, but you're wrong. There's more to women than tits and pussy. I'm sure you can provide us with proof that you are a woman, while maintaining your dignity and self-respect.
Tegumi wrote...
>this thread againOh boy.
If these threads bother you so much, why don't you post something that would prove, without a doubt, that there is at least one real woman on FAKKU.
mibuchiha wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Still, its something you could've used as leverage against them. I'm guessing you had more than one chance to get photographic evidence. Hindsight is 20/20.Lolyeah, I could've easily taken some evidence if I wanted to. But it never crossed my mind at all, for some reason. XD
Well, I hardly talked to any teacher at all. I guess that's why. ~_~
I get what you're saying, at the time it might not have crossed your mind. However, not talking to teachers is no excuse. In fact, its harder to blackmail people you know.
Let's just say you failed to take advantage of a golden opportunity because you were young... and leave it at that.
animehot2 wrote...
All right you have to let her know your the man of the relationship and you tell her straight to her face that you like hentai and she just have to except that factSome women like an assertive man. Tell her straight up that you like hentai and she can't stop you from watching it. No matter what, you should avoid hitting her. There are some women who cling to overly aggressive men, and the rational ones will destroy you.
mibuchiha wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
You should've kept that shit secret. Blackmail is a crime, but statutory rape is more serious. Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, was he fucking a student?Nah, a fellow teacher. Why they did that at school is beyond me. They hid themselves quite well... but alas, it just happened to be near my secret base whenever I wanted to be alone.
And goddammit, that teacher was hot.
Still, its something you could've used as leverage against them. I'm guessing you had more than one chance to get photographic evidence. Hindsight is 20/20.
IvIajoi2n wrote...
I'm posting this with basically complete knowledge i will probably flamed, and potential get this locked, i don't especially give a shit right now.
So i'm going to have to move, rather quickly and it's going to leave a nasty taste in my mouth. Long story short, alot of bickering and unnecessary words were tossed out and i seriously considered throwing someone down a flight of stairs. That isn't a fucking figure of speech either, we were at the top of a flight of stairs and i had to fight every urge in my body to just push this person or just strangle them. Anyhow, housing arrangements have been made and to avoid getting myself put in prison for doing something stupid, i need to get the hell out of here.
Not expecting anyone to sympathize, i probably sound like a complete fucktard right now. This entire thing is taking years off my life, and i'm only in my 20s damnit. I just needed to get this out there, not bottling that in. I'm just going look at this like a new start.
As fucked up as it was, you should really look at the situation in a positive light. How many people do you know can actually say they were so pissed off they almost threw someone down a flight of stairs? Not only is that unique, but in my opinion, that's fucking awesome.
People get caught up in the heat of the moment, but it's the nuances, the subtle notes in between, that compel people to move forward in life.
animefreak_usa wrote...
Plus my brother when i told him about the porn thing said.. ' Well, she only cries when she got off'.I can imagine a number of scenarios where that would be true.
AvatarEnd wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
AvatarEnd wrote...
9 men entered the room. Someone is going have to man up and be the woman. I hope it's not me. :(Be glad you're not in jail. When you're locked up, hope is worth as much as dog shit. As a suggestion, the best way you can avoid being someone's bitch is to be built or crazy.
Did some hard time, bro?
I didn't, but I have a lot of friends who did.
artcellrox wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Mithrandir wrote...
ShimaPantsu wrote...
I'm getting the impression she 'tolerates' your like of anime. Which is shaky ground to begin with. And from what you said she doesn't like you watching regular porn to begin with. Now try to imagine the reaction of the mix of porn and anime in the form of hentai. I say just keep it under wraps, man. That goes for regular porn as well, if she doesn't like you seeing it either. Definitely leaning towards this... But, damn, that makes life complicated... lol
Not really. I hope you're not considering a long-term relationship with her, because if she's just tolerating your interests... in a year, she'll flay you alive, metaphorically speaking. Long-term relationships are about 2 people who can accept each other's bullshit with minimal conflict, at the very least.
What this guy said. If you want everything to work, she needs to be more than accepting of who and what you are.
I agree to an extent. I'll employ an old, but completely relevant metaphor... people are like snowflakes. No two people fit together perfectly. The best you can hope for is the closest fit, the odds of finding the person that suits you perfectly is incomprehensible. All you can do is adapt. Unless you are lucky enough to find the person you're meant to be with, your best bet is the person you can find that you can coexist with, with the least amount of complications.
I know I went off on a tangent, but if you're in a relationship and you feel you need to hide shit, you're not with the right person.
