The Jesus Posts
Azuran wrote...
Sleeping rules. There's no better feeling than finally lying in bed, close your heavy eyelids and then falling sleep in less than a minute.I agree. However, staying up for 72 hours straight is a close second. Especially when the hallucinations start.
The greatest experience you can have is when you push yourself to your limits. I'm not talking about jumping out of a plane or off a cliff. That type of shit is an adrenaline rush. What I'm talking about is pushing yourself beyond your natural limits. My personal record for not sleeping is somewhere around 94 hours. Apparently, after that long, one is close to death, but I never felt more alive.
Arinaz wrote...
a gun that shoots swords and knives because yeahFuck that, I want a gun that can disrupt the bonds of atoms.
illumi wrote...
Holy god, I thought you were dead.Soon enough I'm going to see gizmo again at this rate.
TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
Holy crap you still live! I though we had lost you!Your lack of faith is most disconcerting. I have at least 10 years left and, even if I'm not on regularly, I plan on being a part of FAKKU as long as possible.
artcellrox wrote...
Wait, what? He died?!^This...
I just searched that shit, and I don't think it's a prank.
If I had to choose from the list, I would be a thief.
I think the best job you can have is an information broker. There's no commodity more profitable than information.
I think the best job you can have is an information broker. There's no commodity more profitable than information.
Drag0nf0rce wrote...
there are different types of magic i suppose ...Naruto - Nin/Gen/Tai-justsu, Uses hand seals and energy source known as chakra
That isn't magic, it's chi manipulation. With the proper level of discipline and training, anyone can use chi to do whatever they want.
Magic is definitely more powerful than guns. Guns are only good for offense, but magic can be used for offense and defense, in a number of ways.
No, it isn't odd to fap to someone you know. The only way it could be odd, is if the person was in the same room and you whipped your cock out and started beating it like it like a slave.
Girlfountain wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
The first thing I remember after my most recent surgery was threatening to castrate the doctor with my bare hands if he didn't stop asking me questions. From what my mom told me, I was nicer at 16 than I was after I had surgery when I was 7 or 8.I had a similar experience with stitches as a kid
You must've been an angry child. Stitches only require localized anesthesia.
When I was 7 or 8, I can't remember, I had a double hernia, so I needed surgery to make sure my nuts wouldn't be fucked up for the rest of my life, and when I was 16 I had to have part of my left quadricep removed because of a staph infection. Both times I had general anesthesia.
NeoStriker wrote...
What are you on now? I love how vague your description is.Shove it bro, I'm drunk.
The first thing I remember after my most recent surgery was threatening to castrate the doctor with my bare hands if he didn't stop asking me questions. From what my mom told me, I was nicer at 16 than I was after I had surgery when I was 7 or 8.
I posted a little, I think 4 times, in the past week, but this is not my FAKKU. What I'm seeing is a bunch of straight up bullshit, not even the type worth stepping in for a cheap laugh.
I know things change, but what happened to my FAKKU?
I know things change, but what happened to my FAKKU?
I'm too drunk to put my thoughts into words...
It's not the color that's gay, it's the attitude... if that makes any sense.
It's not the color that's gay, it's the attitude... if that makes any sense.
Extended sleep deprivation is lethal. I don't give a shit how much energy I have, I'm gonna sleep because I have a list of at least 100 things I'd rather die from.
If I had any kind of super power, I wouldn't choose one or the other. I'd probably do what I thought was right, but it would be a matter of public opinion whether I was a hero or villain.
[quote="animefreak_usa"]Book- the stand[/quote]
Its a great book, but why the hell would you want it to be real?
[quote="Rayne"]Ever since I was young I wanted Pokemon to be real[/quote]
Real Pokemon would be fucking win.




