The Jesus Posts
Darkhilt wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Darkhilt wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Darkhilt wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
This is why I piss on trees. I like to piss on homeless people sleeping on benches. I think it helps them because the scent of shit is a lot less appealing than that of urine.
Not really the scent of shit is the scent of adventure,the scent of urine is the scent of something than should be euthanized and/or liquidated.
Both are scents of adventure, but a shit smell shows lack of commitment. When you piss yourself you have 2 options, either go in your gear or expose yourself to the elements. On the other hand, when you shit, you don't need to expose yourself to the elements, all you need to do is pull your pant leg open and shake it out. You might catch a contact odor, but the only way it'll last is if you leave it. Don't get me wrong, keeping on with a load in your back back pocket is a sign of commitment, but presents a lot more complications than piss pants.
too much explicit troll is too much D:
Explicit troll? If you think this is too explicit, you shouldn't be on the internet. More to the point, you made the initial argument regarding adventure. I was only defending my position based up the conditions you set forth.
My conditions are lies so that is the adventure so your position should have been to change the initial argument to the scent of urine!
I was unaware of your deception. Presuming that I would do one thing or another is irrelevant. Given the situation, my only option was to reply in the way I considered appropriate. I could have made this argument reek of pee pee, but given my predisposition to logic, I chose to do what I felt was appropriate.
In short, my approach took your predefined adventure, and turned it into something of a "choose your own path."
PrincessTristan wrote...
I think people are giving this show more credit than it deserves.Boy has horn on head. Horn = penis. Ergo, boy wants to fuck everything that moves and has a vagina. Period.
You're giving the show too little credit. Aside from the many sexual metaphors, for example, the horns and swinging the bat, it's consumed with the concept of transitioning into adolescence and the struggle to find one's identity.
Iam1vs100xp wrote...
YOU WANT GOOD COOL SHIT? TRY WATCHING 'ED, EDD& EDDY'. THEY'RE AWESOMEI don't disagree.
I used to think the original Blue Ranger was the shit, but now I can't stop seeing this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
Edit: Full length original Power Rangers OP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0KOfTV1dbc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
Edit: Full length original Power Rangers OP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0KOfTV1dbc
Darkhilt wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Darkhilt wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
This is why I piss on trees. I like to piss on homeless people sleeping on benches. I think it helps them because the scent of shit is a lot less appealing than that of urine.
Not really the scent of shit is the scent of adventure,the scent of urine is the scent of something than should be euthanized and/or liquidated.
Both are scents of adventure, but a shit smell shows lack of commitment. When you piss yourself you have 2 options, either go in your gear or expose yourself to the elements. On the other hand, when you shit, you don't need to expose yourself to the elements, all you need to do is pull your pant leg open and shake it out. You might catch a contact odor, but the only way it'll last is if you leave it. Don't get me wrong, keeping on with a load in your back back pocket is a sign of commitment, but presents a lot more complications than piss pants.
too much explicit troll is too much D:
Explicit troll? If you think this is too explicit, you shouldn't be on the internet. More to the point, you made the initial argument regarding adventure. I was only defending my position based up the conditions you set forth.
flare_knight1 wrote...
I don't think it's Irony if the Black Ranger was Black. I think you confused the wordOkay fine, I didn't wanna say racist, but you got me. I guess that means I can add that I also noticed that the yellow ranger was Asian. Like I said, I was 6 or 7 at the time, so what does that say about American society?
On a side note, whenever I watch an anime dub with Johnny Yong Bosch, I automatically think of the replacement Black Ranger, who wasn't nearly as awesome as the first Black Ranger. The way I see it, if Walter Jones wasn't holding out for more money... Vash from Trigun, Ichigo from Bleach, Yukimura from Sengoku Basara, Lelouch from Code Geass, and a number of other dubbed anime characters probably wouldn't have the same voice.
Side side note: I'd fuck Amy Jo Johnson cross-eyed.
PrincessTristan wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
PrincessTristan wrote...
Simple google search yields a number of possibilities.Spoiler:
Despite all the possibilities, you didn't include a unicorn or wicker baskets.
What's wrong with you?
My apologies.
Spoiler:
Now all you need is a wicker basket and I'll forgive you. If you can't find one, I'll settle for something to the effect of graphic depictions of early 20th century gang warfare, preferably 1926 to 1933.
Darkhilt wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
This is why I piss on trees. I like to piss on homeless people sleeping on benches. I think it helps them because the scent of shit is a lot less appealing than that of urine.
Not really the scent of shit is the scent of adventure,the scent of urine is the scent of something than should be euthanized and/or liquidated.
Both are scents of adventure, but a shit smell shows lack of commitment. When you piss yourself you have 2 options, either go in your gear or expose yourself to the elements. On the other hand, when you shit, you don't need to expose yourself to the elements, all you need to do is pull your pant leg open and shake it out. You might catch a contact odor, but the only way it'll last is if you leave it. Don't get me wrong, keeping on with a load in your back back pocket is a sign of commitment, but presents a lot more complications than piss pants.
PrincessTristan wrote...
Simple google search yields a number of possibilities.Spoiler:
Despite all the possibilities, you didn't include a unicorn or wicker baskets.
What's wrong with you?
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
Good god Waar have you gone into super douche mode?Waar has been in super douche mode as long as I've known him, and has prided himself on it.
glorymad wrote...
This is why I piss on trees. I like to piss on homeless people sleeping on benches. I think it helps them because the scent of shit is a lot less appealing than that of urine.
I started losing interest in Power Rangers after they brought in that blonde bitch as the second Pink Ranger.
The best things about the original Power Rangers:
1. Amy Jo Johnson
2. the black ranger was black... I saw the irony even though I was like 6 or 7.
Personally, I think Amy Jo Johnson is hotter now than she was back then.
The best things about the original Power Rangers:
1. Amy Jo Johnson
2. the black ranger was black... I saw the irony even though I was like 6 or 7.
Personally, I think Amy Jo Johnson is hotter now than she was back then.
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
I'M HUNGRYHave yourself a snack...
Spoiler:
DELICIOUS, I'LL JUST NEED SOME YEAST, WHIP CREAM, FLOUR AND AN OVEN.
That's disappointing. You should eat it alive, that's how really real mother fuckers do it.
I DON'T PARTICULARLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF FECES AND PERIOD BLOOD.
Neither do I, but that doesn't mean live babies aren't delicious.
ONLY THING YOU CAN DO WITH A LIVE BABY IS RAPE IT OR PUNCH IT TO DEATH
OR EAT IT
NOT AS SATISFYING AS THE ALTERNATIVES.
I guess its just apples and oranges. When it comes to eating babies, the way you like them is just that... that's you. I guess it might be possible, someday, to sway your opinion, but whatever.
GroverCleaveland wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
GroverCleaveland wrote...
I suppose you have a point there. SLAYER NEXUS is just a modern artist and I couldn't see his genius for what it truly was. Thank you for showing me the way Jesus.Don't patronize me. I wouldn't wipe my ass with this "song," but if you set it to the right beat and find a famous person who can stomach doing the vocals, you could turn this into a million dollar track. Music no longer requires artistic integrity, it just needs to "sound good."
I knew what you meant and I was not trying to come off patronizing. Sorry if that's how it came off as.
It's cool. So, whatevs.
It could be anything from your diet to some kind of undiscovered disease. My policy is, if something's up with the plumbing, err on the side of caution and go see a doctor.
Go to a doctor and get a professional opinion. Until then, try not to dwell on the issue because it'll just get you mindfucked.
Go to a doctor and get a professional opinion. Until then, try not to dwell on the issue because it'll just get you mindfucked.
GroverCleaveland wrote...
I suppose you have a point there. SLAYER NEXUS is just a modern artist and I couldn't see his genius for what it truly was. Thank you for showing me the way Jesus.Don't patronize me. I wouldn't wipe my ass with this "song," but if you set it to the right beat and find a famous person who can stomach doing the vocals, you could turn this into a million dollar track. Music no longer requires artistic integrity, it just needs to "sound good."
Ichiban16 wrote...
Is this some kind of warning that theres something bound to happen!Its demon internets.
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
I'M HUNGRYHave yourself a snack...
Spoiler:
DELICIOUS, I'LL JUST NEED SOME YEAST, WHIP CREAM, FLOUR AND AN OVEN.
That's disappointing. You should eat it alive, that's how really real mother fuckers do it.
I DON'T PARTICULARLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF FECES AND PERIOD BLOOD.
Neither do I, but that doesn't mean live babies aren't delicious.
ONLY THING YOU CAN DO WITH A LIVE BABY IS RAPE IT OR PUNCH IT TO DEATH
OR EAT IT
I love my avatar, which is why I've had it since I joined, but I think this would be a good avatar for someone else...
I can't really complain. I bought 2 games on the 7th. They were supposed to arrive separately on the 9th and the 10th, but I got them both on the 8th.
Living in the US has it's advantages. The country is on a downward spiral like the toilet of someone with chronic diarrhea, but the postal service is on point like a sniper.
Living in the US has it's advantages. The country is on a downward spiral like the toilet of someone with chronic diarrhea, but the postal service is on point like a sniper.









