The Jesus Posts
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
I'M HUNGRYHave yourself a snack...
Spoiler:
DELICIOUS, I'LL JUST NEED SOME YEAST, WHIP CREAM, FLOUR AND AN OVEN.
That's disappointing. You should eat it alive, that's how really real mother fuckers do it.
I DON'T PARTICULARLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF FECES AND PERIOD BLOOD.
Neither do I, but that doesn't mean live babies aren't delicious.
GroverCleaveland wrote...
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
Looking back to the past predictions of the end lolis are surrounding me and trying to grab my dick moe threat wanna bet will be are
demise a time will come when we'll look to fapocalyptic skies
on the news they say that soon we'll all be raped
well we all just shit bricks
no one could have guessed what would happen next
school girl panties wet
So it seems that are dreams will never come to be how could
such a stupid thing destroy humanity a few weeks to extinction
theirs nothing we can do futas will fly down and they will come inside of you
Slayer... have you ever heard music before? You don't just write an extremely disjointed, incoherent and unrhymed sentence and press the enter key a few times. This isn't even poetry, let alone a song. I don't even...
Grover... have you listened to the type of bullshit that's been passed off as music for the past 10 years?
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
"AUTO MORPHIN"?
GOD DAMN.
I know right. I saw it and was like, "Damn I can sell this bitch."
glorymad wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
glorymad wrote...
I'M HUNGRYHave yourself a snack...
Spoiler:
DELICIOUS, I'LL JUST NEED SOME YEAST, WHIP CREAM, FLOUR AND AN OVEN.
That's disappointing. You should eat it alive, that's how really real mother fuckers do it.
Antw0n wrote...
Guess I gotta clear my schedule for the next few weeks.Dishes? Fuck no, I'm watching Power Rangers.
Feed the dog? Let him die, I'm watching Power Rangers.
Go to work? Power Rangers is more important.
My mom died? I'm watching Power Rangers, she'd understand.
America taken over by Japan? I will kill every Jap that comes to my front door with a spoon if they try to take me away from Power Rangers.
[size=29]GO GO POWER RANGERS[/h]
I don't get why you're so excited. You're on the internet, Power Rangers are on the internet... 1+1=2.
On a side note, while doing some serious cleaning, I found a really old Green Ranger figure in it's original packaging.
It's one of these...
glorymad wrote...
THEY JUST GOT HIT BY A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE AND THEY'RE SWIMMING IN NUCLEAR FUCKING WASTE, HOW IN THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE OVER AMERICA!?!?!?!Its not like its the whole country. Besides earthquakes and nuclear disasters just mean Godzilla is due to roll up in that bitch.
hamsterman wrote...
Neither of these can be encapsulated to measure their impact. Neither is really a defined thing. Even if you look at them as greed and morality, they are still not separable.No offense, but the discrete perspective is a little naive.
You're wrong. While it would take a long time to measure their respective influences upon history, both are distinguishable factors in the development of mankind.
Personally, I would say that money has had a more significant impact. Mankind is inherently corruptible. The moment we started ascribing value to things, human society changed. Even in the earliest of cultures, limits were placed upon what you could do, based upon what you had.
Think of it as a concert, or whatever. Anyone can get a ticket, but the best seats are only available to those who can afford them.
Lamz0r wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Back in the day, I don't remember Zak posting anything that would get him banned. However, if he's doing that now, a hard jab to the throat would set him straight, in my opinion.Ever since loli got banned things keep going down the crapper.
I've never been too fond of loli, but I can see how banning it become a slippery slope, no pun intended.
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
mangaka350 wrote...
Its not a fucking riot if you have torches and forks and shit.Isn't that a lynch mob?
It doesn't matter, as long as shit goes down, it's a riot.
Antw0n wrote...
ITT: Dakimakura's/Body Pillows you want/haveJust a couple I wouldn't mind having if I had the money to shell out...
Spoiler:
Even if you wash the cum off, the ham will be good. If you choose to leave the cum, it might not taste right, but you'll get more protein.
Hospitaller wrote...
godotccf wrote...
I can't believe I'm an alcohol junkie even though I promised myself 10 years ago I would never drinkOr the fact that I was a CTFG fag back in the day...
I know how that is. I used to believe I'd never become some an alcoholic. Also that life was rainbows after highschool. It isn't.
When I started straightening my life out, alcohol was the easiest to give up, compared to all the shit I was doing at the time. I was sober for over 4 years before I started drinking again. Even now, I drink about 3 or 4 times in a month, at most.
That's fucking pathetic. Where I'm from, even if there's 100 people, police, and ambulances, that shit's just a fight.
I have a problem with throwing shit out, so I have a drawer full of all the shit I did before high school. A couple months ago I was looking through it and I realized that I was a perfect student for at least 8 years. I could count on 1 hand the number of times I got less than 90% on anything and it made me sick.
GodofAethism wrote...
Waar wrote...
it's a 3 day ban, stop being tards.My question is, can someone live 3 days without going on Fakku to the Forums?
Note, Rules are rules.
I've gone more than 3 months... so, fuck your perception of reality.
Pervy Fatman wrote...
Best pic ever.
I don't disagree with banning members for a certain amount of time if they fuck up, but I think if someone fucks up and, we should institute a "Punch in the throat" policy, if there's at least on member that lives nearby. If you think about it, being banned isn't much of a deterrent, but getting punched in the throat will definitely make you think twice about doing something.
Back in the day, I don't remember Zak posting anything that would get him banned. However, if he's doing that now, a hard jab to the throat would set him straight, in my opinion.
Arinaz wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
Arinaz wrote...
a gun that shoots swords and knives because yeahFuck that, I want a gun that can disrupt the bonds of atoms.
a gun that shoots chuck norris?
Chuck Norris is too powerful.
