The Jesus Posts

Stop being a dick, you know the purpose of credits are to avoid lawsuits.

On a side note, my friend was in a crowd in the second Spiderman movie. You can barely see her, but since its making money, she should be entitled to something because she's in it.

I'm here so...

I get what you're saying. In my case, my waifu are characters that I love and fight tooth and nail to defend.

That may be true, but if she makes sound investments and makes a lot of money, all this shit won't matter. In America, if you have enough money, you can adorn your front door with the bones of your children and no one can say shit.

Casey Anthony is kind of hot and taking into account her fame from the trial, she could be moderately successful in the porn industry.

I'm bored as hell too, but I have an appointment with my psychiatrist in about an hour, I'm drunk as fuck, and I haven't slept in about 24 hours. I don't know it'll go, but it should be interesting.

I was trying to come up with a witty intro, but I couldn't. Here's some more pics.

That's it? A party isn't a party until 3 things happen: the police show up, a fight breaks out, and at least 3 people are so drunk they pass out. I have to admit the pepper spray sounds like a great party trick, but the parties I go to don't need bouncers. If someone can't get in and they get out of line, they get jumped by at least 5 people. I don't have parties at my house anymore because shit just went bad at the last one. I was pissed off at my friend and started throwing coins at him so hard they were getting stuck in the wall. Two of my friends were splitting a bottle of tequila and the got into vicious fight over who was gonna finish it, in the one of them was polishing off the bottle standing over the other one, whose face was planted in the back lawn, literally.

Straight up, I don't like big parties because the more people that show up, the more likely someone will get seriously injured.

That's because Adult Swim keeps playing it over and over again.

A while back, people were bitching about them not changing the line-up and their response was that none of the new anime was worth airing. For what its worth they just started playing Durarara!! on Saturday.

That's what he wants you to think. He acts cute so you lower your defenses. Then he cuts your throat with a jagged, rusty piece of metal he picked up in an alley after getting blown by a some random whore, and runs off with your wallet.

If you can't tell from the topic, you need a bullet in the face. Post pics that make you laugh. Anything goes...

Obviously, you're an adorable little kitten playing with a duckling.

Well, now that you mention it, I guess if hockey is involved there might be something that can be loosely defined as a riot, but look at the footage from any kind of cultural event in New York. Tell me if you'd see that type of shit going down anywhere in Canada.

This thread makes me think of this...

Silly goose, there's no riots in Canada.

That would be epic.

If such a prestigious title is being awarded to users, I really need to be on more often.

You can't deny, Gambler has a certain presence about him. He's like the laid back relative with some level of authority, but only asserts himself when absolutely necessary.

Personally, Gambler frightens me because of his calm demeanor. He's all chill, but in the corner of my mind I feel like his Pedobear is gonna turn into some kind of Prehistoric monster bear that will shred you with it's roar. Whenever we've talked he's always so polite, but I can't help imagining how he'd tear me apart and feast on me while I was still alive if I ever pissed him off.

I think this thread is missing something, so here's some juvenile humor...



Not really, but chicken sounds pretty good right now. Baked or roasted preferably, fried would make me a fatty.



Like 2 threads hanging out of your ass because when people tell you not to eat the dental floss, you do what you fucking want, consequences be damned.



And fucking their boyfriends.



Personally, I don't believe in Zak, but if I thought he'd do something moderately cool, I'd sacrifice someone else's first born.



Quoted for humor



He knows you know. He's waiting for you to reach the height of paranoia, then he'll strike.