The Jesus Posts

You're forgetting that morals aren't absolute. Most fundamentalist groups believe that it is moral to kill those who have different beliefs.



You're right. Regardless of how many people believe something is right, morality is subjective. I'm morally opposed to anything sexual involving children, but that's me. Let's say someone believes there's nothing wrong with grabbing a random woman off the street, locking her up in a basement, and continuously raping her for weeks before burying her alive in a public park. Most people will agree that its morally fucked up, but in the eyes of that one sinister monster, its morally acceptable.

In modern society, it helps to be organized. If not for keeping track of what pisses you off, everyone should have a shit list just to gauge how much something is worth acknowledging. There's so much bullshit and sometimes you forget if its worth your attention or not.

Speak for yourself, I use sidewalks to get into fights or fall asleep when I've had to much to drink.

You missed the point. It's not about being a bad driver, the guy thought he was gonna do something cool and failed epically.

For no reason other than boredom, I nominate him for the Win Award, Winny, for Epic Car Fail.

A couple days ago, when I first came back and saw what a sad state Fakku was in, my first thought was, "Wouldn't it be a lot better if Chuu was here?" The problem is, in such an environment, Chuu could have extended conversations with people of the same level of "intelligence," and the more intelligent members would either leave or kill themselves.

I think it would be a good idea to bring Chuu back, but we'd have to keep him on a leash.

They leveled up too much. It got to a point where, regardless of their ATK and DEF, the resources available weren't sufficient enough to replenish their HP. After all the other dinosaurs died out, the last one was left to wander the earth, and that is when the first Highlander was born.

I think it would be interesting if we brought Chuu back, under the condition that he could only talk to adsadsa.

Dude, are you Charlie Sheen?

If you think that's some hot ass, check this out...

Sax isn't bad, but tuba is sexier.

My favorite month is Bactruoctoary. You might not be familiar with it, but I'm from the future. Believe me when I say it's the shit.

Has anyone else noticed that this thread was posted on January 23, died a day later, and was revived on March 9th?

For fuck's sake, this thread is about letting shit die and it, itself, cannot rest in peace.


On a side note... I've actually grown fond of "Never Gonna Give You Up."

I do too. Off topic, when you decide to go to school, get a job, or whatever... if you enjoy it, find something to anchor yourself to it. Any kind of anxiety disorder is triggered when you're facing something unfamiliar. All you can do is weather the storm until you find a sense of security in whatever it is you decide to do. From personal experience I can tell you, even if you're taking baby steps toward something, you'll get a lot farther than taking no steps at all.



Loneliness isn't a problem for me because I prefer being alone. I just don't like being around people. I have friends and I can socialize, but for as long as I can remember, I've always found people, in general, to be irritating.

Just because its illegal doesn't mean people don't do it.



I have a problem with the concept of donating your body to science after you die. My brother and my grandma both wanted their bodies to be donated to science, but because my brother had cancer and my grandma had some kind of bacterial infection, they weren't "eligible" for donation. It seems they only want healthy bodies, even though you can learn a lot more from the people that die from shit we haven't found a cure for. I'll put myself down as an organ donor, but fuck science if their standards are so high.

Personally, I want my remains to be salted and burned, just in case I have any unfinished business when I die. I don't know what happens after you die, but I don't wanna risk becoming a vengeful spirit. Regardless of what people do with my remains, I want there to be some kind of celebration with rides, a petting zoo, fireworks, and maybe even clowns.

Get a zebra. Not only are they environmentally friendly, they're also fucking awesome.



True, but really awesome men use zebra-drawn chariots.

I'm not crying, but it makes me sad that you're unable to recognize adsadsa's insecurity. Its obvious, he believes his cock is so small that it'll disappear altogether if he lets go of his pride and acts like a human.

I stand corrected, that's just pure insanity, but whatever...

If you die, I get Kanu.

Movies make anything possible, but it might have been schizophrenia.

If your throat is really bothering you, I suggest you cut it to teach it a lesson.