Your Clone: Fight or F@%K?

Here is the set up:




So here is the question...

[size=12]Do you fuck or fight yourself? [/h]



It is important to note two things:

1.) Those are your only choices

2.) You are the only one who will ever have this opportunity. In every dimension and in all of existence you will be the only one to ever have this dilemma made manifest. NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE THIS CHANCE AGAIN. EVER.

Now a lot of people would say "Damn thats extreme - I'd just want to talk to myself." But that is the problem, you're talking to yourself. You can do that right now. This clone is going to be you in every way - your memories, your outlook on life, your opinions, likes and dislikes are going to stay the same. The conversation is going to go nowhere. You're just going to be pleasing yourself by talking to someone who agrees with you in every way.

So why not take it a step further?

And I know what your thinking: "But we're the same sex! Thats gross and illegal in some parts of the world!" Hey look, NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW. Your clone won't even care. Just accept the fact that you're okay taking it from yourself and your clone will feel the same way because you are the same person. Now is the time to tell if your a good kisser without hearing the usual BS from your romantic partner about how you shouldn't, "worry honey, because everyone kisses differently." Hell, if you've ever been bi curious, now is your chance to experiment with the most intimate partner ever - yourself. It's practically like masturbation but think about this added bonus - your clone will know all your turn ons and exactly how to please you the right way. Plus, all those dirty things you never were never able to try with anyone else are now just one-wink-to-your-clone away. Nothing is off-limits.


But maybe you're thinking, "My clone probably does know my biggest turn on: The opposite sex."

Fine, then it may be time to beat the shit out of yourself. Imagine, there will never be a better fight anywhere. Ever. This is because the both of you to are equally matched. You know each others weakness and strengths. You have the same endurance, speed, and power. You'll be fighting like goddamn ninjas as you'll easily predict and block each others moves. Don't worry about the cops or any hurt feelings, this is just me fighting with myself to determine who is the one[b]. Plus, you can punch yourself for all the dumbshit you've done that nobody ever knew about but knew you deserved to get roundhouse kicked for. [b]But you wont feel it cause you did it to your clone.

[size=10]People Die when they're killed!? Are you fucking shitting me!?

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So here is your chance to literally kick yourself for not asking out that person to prom. You can literally kill yourself for the stupid shit you did. At least it is better thank porking yourself right?

Or is it?

The truth may very well be that your an absolute psychopath, and once the clone version of you realizes he only has one hour to live he may just rip out your goddamn eyeballs and stuff them into your ear holes due to the adrenaline and desperation of their situation. You're going to die anyways so you might as well take down the asshole who got you into this situation in the first place. So you might have a great time sparring...

...or maybe you just got in way over your head. Or maybe, you should of just fucked yourself. It would of been so much easier[/i]

[size=10]Pictured: Not how you planned things turning out[/h]

[size=14][b]So what's the answer? [/h]

That is for you to decide. I noticed that this argument tends to result in a lot of girls saying they'd get it on with themselves (which is hot) while guys can't get over the fact they are dealing with the same sex and thus resort to violence (not as hot but still kinda hot).

Then again, if you don't find yourself attractive enough to bump uglies with, why would anyone else? Should you do it just for the sake of confirming that someone somewhere wants your body even if it is only a clone of yourself?

If you like, check out the full article at Cracked.com. Then immediately come back here and tell me why you'd totally make-love-to/beat-the-shit-out yourself.

heaven or hell! I'd fight myself....because I'm dressed as a giant whoopie cushion atm and it'd be funny.

they will if i write it down...
i'd probably write songs. i've thought about it and i wouldn't do dirty things at all

Why not, I'd make myself my own bitch.

I'd fight myself, it sounds like fun.

I'd fight to the death with my clone, just because I've never foughten all out before and want to see what kind of damage I could do if I really wanted to hurt someone.

Fight my clone... that would be awesome.

I'd make love, not war.

I just realized that no matter what you vote, you can still either fight or fuck.

Full disclosure: I'd totally do myself. It's one of my all time fantasies

It's masturbation if you have sex with yourself right?

It would be interesting to see myself from another person's view. I know all about my body and so does my clone. The sex would be amazing, with or without toys.

I can't fight anyway.

Well, actually, I think I would find out alot of things by talking to myself.

How? The clone doesn't know anything you don't.

That be a lot of words for simple masturbation.

I would Double Dutch Rudder with my clone... after the fight.

With how you set it up. Fight. But if it was an exact clone except opposite sex. would proably actually Fakku (fuck) it.

Ah, the perfect sparring partner, this would make for one epic fight

I would ingage in Mortal Kombat without a doubt. It would be interesting to try to fight youself. Kind of make me think of sonic vs metal sonic movie.
You may know everything I'm gonna do but that won't help you because I know everything your going to do. Strange isn't it?!?!

I would kill myself and eat me.

Much like Chinese food, you'd be hunger again an hour later since the clone disappears - including disappearing from your stomach.

I wouldn't be doing it because I was hungry. I would be doing it to eat myself.