Your Clone: Fight or F@%K?

neko-chan · 2010-10-31T21:54:46-01:00

Here is the set up: Assume you are locked in a room with a perfect clone of your current self. There are no doors, no windows, no cracks. The clone will completely disappear in one hour, and then you will be released from that room by, lets say robots, who will then self-destruct. No one will ever see what you do, no one will ever know what happens, no one on the the outside world will ever even know that you were locked in a room with your clone for an hour. So here is the question... [size=12]Do you fuck or fight yourself? [/h] It is important to note two things: 1.) Those are your only choices 2.) You are the only one who will ever have this opportunity. In every dimension and in all of existence you will be the only one to ever have this dilemma made manifest. NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE THIS CHANCE AGAIN. EVER. Now a lot of people would say "Damn thats extreme - I'd just want to talk to myself." But that is the problem, you're talking to yourself. You can do that right now. This clone is going to be you in every way - your memories, your outlook on life, your opinions, likes and dislikes are going to stay the same. The conversation is going to go nowhere. You're just going to be pleasing yourself by talking to someone who agrees with you in every way. So why not take it a step further? And I know what your thinking: "But we're the same sex! Thats gross and illegal in some parts of the world!" Hey look, NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW. Your clone won't even care. Just accept the fact that you're okay taking it from yourself and your clone will feel the same way because you are the same person. Now is the time to tell if your a good kisser without hearing the usual BS from your romantic partner about how you shouldn't, "worry honey, because everyone kisses differently." Hell, if you've ever been bi curious, now is your chance to experiment with the most intimate partner ever - yourself. It's practically like masturbation but think about this added bonus - your clone will know all your turn ons and exactly how to please you the right way. Plus, all those dirty things you never were never able to try with anyone else are now just one-wink-to-your-clone away. Nothing is off-limits. But maybe you're thinking, "My clone probably does know my biggest turn on: The opposite sex." Fine, then it may be time to beat the shit out of yourself. Imagine, there will never be a better fight anywhere. Ever. This is because the both of you to are equally matched. You know each others weakness and strengths. You have the same endurance, speed, and power. You'll be fighting like goddamn ninjas as you'll easily predict and block each others moves. Don't worry about the cops or any hurt feelings, this is just me fighting with myself to determine who is the one[b]. Plus, you can punch yourself for all the dumbshit you've done that nobody ever knew about but knew you deserved to get roundhouse kicked for. [b]But you wont feel it cause you did it to your clone. [size=10]People Die when they're killed!? Are you fucking shitting me!? [/h] So here is your chance to literally kick yourself for not asking out that person to prom. You can literally kill yourself for the stupid shit you did. At least it is better thank porking yourself right? Or is it? The truth may very well be that your an absolute psychopath, and once the clone version of you realizes he only has one hour to live he may just rip out your goddamn eyeballs and stuff them into your ear holes due to the adrenaline and desperation of their situation. You're going to die anyways so you might as well take down the asshole who got you into this situation in the first place. So you might have a great time sparring... ...or maybe you just got in way over your head. Or maybe, you should of just fucked yourself. It would of been so much easier[/i] [size=10]Pictured: Not how you planned things turning out[/h] [size=14][b]So what's the answer? [/h] That is for you to decide. I noticed that this argument tends to result in a lot of girls saying they'd get it on with themselves (which is hot) while guys can't get over the fact they are dealing with the same sex and thus resort to violence (not as hot but still kinda hot). Then again, if you don't find yourself attractive enough to bump uglies with, why would anyone else? Should you do it just for the sake of confirming that someone somewhere wants your body even if it is only a clone of yourself? If you like, check out the full article at Cracked.com. Then immediately come back here and tell me why you'd totally make-love-to/beat-the-shit-out yourself.

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What do you shout?

Sturmgewehr 44

14 years ago

Fight. I would love to see what's inside my crainium and I'll try to look at my guts too.

Iam1vs100xp

14 years ago

I love anatomy

aa870c62fbf39645935fc1f67

14 years ago

I would try to fuck myself, but i wouldn't want to take it up the ass so neither would my clone and we would end up fighting over who would take it in the ass...

umnut

14 years ago

If it was a male clone, I'd just talk to myself, since I may have more personalities :D

If it was a female clone, I'd soo do myself.

Kyuubi no Shinigami

14 years ago

Hmm, how would me and my clone decide who's going to be fucking whom? HOW I ASK, HOW?

Obvious answer from what I said is obvious.

peto453

14 years ago

sounds interesting and funny...

guess i would fight...

neko-chan

14 years ago

Come on people, too much fighting not enough lovin.

And fellas, about deciding who is going to pitch or catch: Right now just think to yourselves, "If I was a clone, I'd totally let the real me penetrate myself." Your clone will then come out feeling the same way if (or more like when) this happens to you.

Kyuubi no Shinigami

14 years ago

neko-chan wrote...

Hmm, that's a flawless plan -nods nods-

Well then, in that case -thinks really hard-.....wait, what'm I thinking so much for? I like giving and receiving, so we'd take turns for that hour xD

Lollerskates

14 years ago

If it was a female clone, then its rape time. Otherwise, fight.

Yuujiro

14 years ago

I would fight my clone,then i would finally see if im able to fight and it would be just hilarious :D

inomaru

14 years ago

Im sure most people have at times wanted to beat themselves up for dumb shit they have done. Now you truly have the chance.

doswillrule

14 years ago

Gay sex is the kind that already has no strings attached. Besides, what am I gaining? I'd be institutionalised if I told anyone and the specifics would haunt me. Those staring eyes...

neko-chan wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Perhaps both?

It'd be like Kung-Fuck or something.

That sounds like a plot for a hentai. Fight by fuck.

La Blue Girl, anyone?

Xil Norse God of Sawdust

14 years ago

I think I would learn more by beating the shit out of myself, than I would with insanely hot Xil on Xil bum-fucking action. So, I would enjoy the ass kicking.

But maybe I'm only kidding myself...

Unsigned

14 years ago

Definitely fight. Never realized that we would of equal strength so that'd be something. You'd have to do something undone but then your clone would and that just be so awesome.

Also, those F/SN pics seems like a very gigantic spoiler so if you could spoil that stuff that'd be great.

Mangaexpert

14 years ago

Fight
If I can win, I can surpass my self and get stronger
At the worst, I can't lose...

Harontiar

14 years ago

From my own perspective, people which has an exact copy of themselves usually don't get along well with each other. Just like a magnet. Like poles repel themselves. We could say the same thing with having a clone of yourself. So basically, I think we would end up fighting each other.

Rob920

14 years ago

neko-chan wrote...

I just realized that no matter what you vote, you can still either fight or fuck.

Full disclosure: I'd totally do myself. It's one of my all time fantasies

^this

chaofan

14 years ago

Hmm... fight eh? Sounds much better than to ram my own ass... If it was a clone but a female version of myself then maybe :)

drfeathers

14 years ago

I have no interesting in fighting myself, so neither would my clone. Being horny, fapping fiends, we'd be getting it on without much delay. Anal probably wouldn't happen unless we happened to miraculous have proper lubes and such on hand; otherwise, it'd simply be an hour of mutual pole polishing and load swallowing.

Kaien

14 years ago

ill fight myself, hopefully ill have the upper-hand cus having one hour to live wont really make myself fight any harder

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