The Jesus Posts
BloodyWind wrote...
Aai wrote...
So I didn't participate during the first round, but could I claim a second waifu this round?Yes, go for it.
The Jesus wrote...
Spoiler:
The fourth Waifu Game List.
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=55290
If you're definitely sure about the first 3 and since your name is in that list (up above) guess youre good for the 6th Waifu bonus.
Edit: Source...
Thanks.
Now that I know I qualify for a 6th waifu, I'm gonna put some serious thought into it.
AvatarEnd wrote...
9 men entered the room. Someone is going have to man up and be the woman. I hope it's not me. :(Be glad you're not in jail. When you're locked up, hope is worth as much as dog shit. As a suggestion, the best way you can avoid being someone's bitch is to be built or crazy.
mibuchiha wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
mibuchiha wrote...
Sex at school: Shout "Hi Mr. (insert whatever disciplinary teacher's name)!"Judging from the specific nature of your response, I'm compelled to ask, Did you walk in on a male teacher having sex?
I did. Never did I imagine those two were hooking up at all lol.
Also I had my friend shouted that while I did it in the library. Fuck that guy, killed my boner completely. My ex was wary of him until the very end thanks to that prank.
You should've kept that shit secret. Blackmail is a crime, but statutory rape is more serious. Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, was he fucking a student?
I know I was in the the first 3 waifu games. However, I can't be sure about the 4th and 5th. Going through my past posts is like stabbing myself in the neck with an icepick, so if anyone has any kind of records of the past waifu games, your help would be much appreciated.
I'm completely on the side of magic in this argument, but I've always imagined that it would be awesome to shoot someone with a 38, execution style, or in the face, point blank.
Mithrandir wrote...
ShimaPantsu wrote...
I'm getting the impression she 'tolerates' your like of anime. Which is shaky ground to begin with. And from what you said she doesn't like you watching regular porn to begin with. Now try to imagine the reaction of the mix of porn and anime in the form of hentai. I say just keep it under wraps, man. That goes for regular porn as well, if she doesn't like you seeing it either. Definitely leaning towards this... But, damn, that makes life complicated... lol
Not really. I hope you're not considering a long-term relationship with her, because if she's just tolerating your interests... in a year, she'll flay you alive, metaphorically speaking. Long-term relationships are about 2 people who can accept each other's bullshit with minimal conflict, at the very least.
animefreak_usa wrote...
There no women on the interwebs, son.Not true... there are women on the interwebs. At least 82% of them have a penis, but there are womens on the webs.
KageMinowara wrote...
So if they made porn of two pokemon having sex, would it count as furry or bestiality?If you're watching pokemon having sex, I would think that classifying it is the least of your problems.
mibuchiha wrote...
Sex at school: Shout "Hi Mr. (insert whatever disciplinary teacher's name)!"Judging from the specific nature of your response, I'm compelled to ask, Did you walk in on a male teacher having sex?
If I walked in on my mom having sex, I'd probably throw up and run away screaming. I don't even know where my dad lives, so there's no possibility I'd ever walk in on him. As for anyone else, I'd probably shut them down. It's my believe that when you see someone in a compromising situation you should take advantage of it in any way possible. Chances are, I'd lull them into a false sense of security so that they'd keep fucking, and then throw stuff at them. If possible, I'd do commentary like it was some kind of televised sport.
Magic.
DjDott wrote...
Let me quote:“C-String has a flexible internal frame that hugs and holds it to the body both securely and comfortably. Your modesty remains safely covered at all times.”
But in reality, this ^.
zachwolf wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
zachwolf wrote...
Okay now i wonder how would actually watch any porn film with her in it.Probably on the computer.
thats supposed to be how many would actually watch it
I was trying to be like my hero, Captain Obvious, but you fucked it up.
zachwolf wrote...
Okay now i wonder how would actually watch any porn film with her in it.Probably on the computer.
Mr Hat N Klogs wrote...
What's your favorite element from the Periodic Table?Common Carbon I guess.
Hafnium is cooler.
Tegumi wrote...
Deftera wrote...
If you could have sex with any active user on Fakku right now, who would it be?Nobody.
Would you're answer change if I was an active member?
